In thick fog

It was a foggy night. In a very thick fog, a ship (SAIL) very slowly. Suddenly lights appeared forward on a collision course. The Captain shouted through the mouthpiece: “Get out of my way! I am the carrier ‘Manchester’! My displacement is 30,000 tons!”
A voice (COME) through the fog in reply:
“You (WELL) turn away yourself. I’m the light house!”

The purpose of education

A famous professor greeted the first year undergraduates at the beginning of the academic year. He (TELL) them in his opening remarks:
“Nothing you learn here at the university will be of slightest use to you (LATE), but one thing. If you work hard, if you train your brain, you should be able to understand when a man (TALK) nonsense. And that, in my view, is the main, if not the sole, purpose of education.”